Quote of the Day

"Another one I like a lot [conspiracy theory] is one from Birmingham, Alabama, that claims that the United States has been run by Freemasons ever since the beginning, but they added that the Freemasons are really a gay secret society. Even George Washington was gay. Everybody knows he was a Freemason, right? George Washington was gay, and all the Freemasons are gay, we've been run by gays for two hundred years, and that's why Jesus created AIDS, to punish this country. I think that's the craziest conspiracy theory I ever heard! Its one of my favorites, because it is so incredibly absurd, and yet there are people quite capable of believing it."

- Robert anton Wilson.